'steph
towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

rexuality:

if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes



plants have feelings too

plants have feelings too

skysads:

omg

skysads:

omg

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

ridge:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND

ridge:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND

penis-hilton:

when you think about something embarassing you did

penis-hilton:

when you think about something embarassing you did

ugh-pls:

this is so great omfg

ugh-pls:

this is so great omfg

dutchster:

dutchster:

i would be really happy if a girl proposed to me in mcdonalds

because that would mean i would have a girlfriend in the first place

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.